Curried Pepper Tofu Balls

Love Dream

I had a very strange dream or early morning fantasy about love.  It was quite ridiculous.  Every time a man ate curried tofu balls he immediately fell into a trance and a passionate rage to have me for himself.  My curried tofu balls started a small war amongst three men.  This would have been a very funny dream had the men not been 32 – 38 with the most annoying personalities.  I adapted a recipe to help me with my creation, may the balls not bring you foolish lovers.

This recipe was adapted from Asda Magazine (May, 2013).

Ingredients:

1 small onion (chopped into tiny pieces), 1/2 red pepper (chopped into tiny pieces and de seeded), 200g quorn (drained), 50g dried breadcrumbs, 1 medium egg (beaten), 2 tsps dried oregano, 1 tbsp balti curry paste, 1/2 tbsp tomato puree, 1 tbsp tomato ketchup, lettuce and chopped carrots to serve.

Method:

1. Mix all of the ingredients into a large bowl.
2. Form into small balls.
3. Bake in the oven for 40 minutes until cooked through.
4. Serve on a bed of lettuce and chopped carrots.